And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
ugly people sure do ruin things
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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