i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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