Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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