i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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