i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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