It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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