just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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