dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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