sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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