Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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