Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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