The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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