You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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