you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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