just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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