OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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