how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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