Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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