Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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