was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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