What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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