Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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