I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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