How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
North Korea, Best Korea!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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