What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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