Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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