Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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