his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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