no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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