I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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