i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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