I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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