she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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