dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
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let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I would ride that face into the sunset
last night I used snow as a chaser
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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