Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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