I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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