Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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