I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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