another moral hangover. fuck.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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