Where is the hickey?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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