Me too!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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