You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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