your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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