You're so nebulous sometimes
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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