I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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