were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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