I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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