I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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