Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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