i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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